Drowning (Ha Ha...)

"During a boat voyage Pamela got drunk, dropped into the water and nearly drowned, saved only by her silicon implants, working like a life saving tool."

Comment: Nice invention, but flawed in several respects. First, because Pam's father was often drunk, one of the main reasons, I guess, that she left home immediately after she was 18 for Vancouver, Pam doesn't like alcohol, and therefore drinks very seldom and then only minor quantities of it.

The implants would never be able to create enough force, to do such a life saving act.

And finally Pam is really a good swimmer, would never drown by such an event.

Summary: a typical tabloid invention, you will read often in tabloids like "National Enquirer" or "Sun" (UK).